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I have to process how I'm feeling about the smutty snaps cup meme I recently became involved in - jumping into what I thought would be fun like a complete git. Apparently, this is redpiratemel's signature learning style.Let me give you the disclaimer. I'm a naturally very silly person. I hardly take these kinds of 'orgies' seriously, and mistakenly presume that loads of other people get a hearty laugh out of it (comme moi) instead of an ego stroke or wankfest. However, not only did I feel just a teensy bit weirded out by the anonymous comments I got from who-knows-what-user, but I also felt like it wasn't quite right. I'm in a loving relationship with someone I adore, and I'm not sure it's fair to her. It may be 'virtual' and meaningless to me, but it had the potential to hurt feelings. No offense to anyone on my flist who did comment - but for all I know my commenters could have been some uber-creepy loser out there lurking around meme orgies. But please, no confessions!I don't exactly regret signing up for the meme, since I learned this entirely valuable lesson *sigh*, but I am uncomfortably embarassed and overwhelmed with this need to get super, sloppily SILLY about the whole issue. Who's with me?!Please join me in the first ever Excruciatingly Silly Snaps Cup Orgy!That's right, post here and pimp widely to your friends cuz I'm starting n snaps cup orgy that beckons you to post the silliest, most outrageously laughable attempts at sexy comments EVER seen on the face of LJ! What's encouraged? The following: funny props, not particularly sexy food implementation, giant squids, odd noises, impersonations of celebrities or fictional HP or other fandom characters, ridiculous settings, dirty talk gone wrong - YOU NAME IT! The only rule is: don't take sexy seriously, please, for the love of Merlin. For those of you, like me, who have little idea of what the hell a snaps cup meme really is, I believe it goes like this: Post a comment here, and then ideally pimp it to your friends list. People then get free reign to comment to your reply with whatever defines the meme (i.e. compliments, sexy talk, or in our case - ridiculously silly sexy talk).Erm, I have no idea if anonymous posting is "on". Just go for it!